w3k:

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

why does the picture make perfect sense

tariqah:

Me: trying to sleep

My brain: esos son reebok o son nike

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

swordsdance:

when ur having a good time with friends and u remember luvdisc doesnt evolve into alomomola

seasnailsplatoon:

headboardlights:

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

For context